2 for 32 on the power play in the playoffs that’s how you know the rangers are better than your team.
so i decided to write down some of my favourite things i heard drunken hockey fans say at the game tonight
That one time Mikkel Boedker had no idea where Phoenix was on a map during a weather broadcast.
HERE’S A NEW POEM FOR U JAROME IF THAT EVEN IS UR REAL NAME
WHY WAS BOSTON ON YOUR LIST
IF PITTSBURGH WAS YOUR ENDGAME
IT’S A SHAME YOU LEFT POOR CALGARY
AND YOU’RE NO LONGER A FLAME
NEXT TIME YOU MAKE A LIST OF TEAMS
PLEASE MAKE IT VERY CLEAR
THAT YOU REALLY WOULD JUST CHOOSE ONE
THE “”VERY BEST”” THIS YEAR
Steve Martin’s Facebook and Twitter pages are funnier than most tv comedies.