bradleyglennrichards:

whenever the rangers lose i get sad because hank

therurrjurr:

this new vampire weekend album has made me realize how much i’ve missed not understanding a single word ezra koenig says

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

1. im a fucking piece of shit
2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

phossilized:

if you ever find me gazing into the distance and wonder what i’m thinking about, the answer is food

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

man united is no doubt the worst thing that ever happened to football

theongreyjoy:

yo single ladies. valentines day is probably the best holiday of the year. don’t be hatin

• because a week afterwards
• all of that chocolate in heart boxes
• goes on sale
• for like 75% off
• you can just go to the store and buy like 12 of them
• for like 3 dollars each
• and then go home and consume them
• assorted chocolates
• beautiful assorted chocolates
• if you don’t see valentines day as an opportunity to cheat the chocolate system you are wrong

stu-bickel:

OT actually stands for commit suicide 

pittsburghhockey:

if you don’t want to kill yourself before the end of the season, you’re doing it wrong. 

themalkingjay:

me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

jaybeagles:

i love twitter for the sole fact that you get to witness hockey players chirping other hockey players

jewfropayne:

the fact that the last day of 2012 is a monday really sums up how this year went

jesuschristvevo:

those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs