usbdongle:

xeverdeen:

im from the united states of AMERICA what do you MEAN THIS VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY 

#there’s another country? #how long has it been there

kwikemart:

i can’t believe i am going to be an adult soon i only know like 2 things

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

penishole:

I didn’t want my family to judge me so I walked past them with 2 cookies on my plate and 4 in my pockets

vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

1500hp:

i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card

daener-s:

im the asshole who screenshots all the unattractive snapchats i get

stevenfresco:

“we’re having pizza for dinner”

gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top