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yo soy fiesta

sexxy high school senior seeks cute athletic boy 4 good time. must enjoy listening to both indie and rap music, eating mac and cheese, and making fun of the new york jets and manchester united.

the callahan to my girardi

tyler seguin at day three of biosteel camp (◕‿◕)

certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

vinebox:

Dont let your white friends influence you to do things you know you cant do

michaelgclifford:

skinny jeans where the ankle is not all the way skinny?? why do you do this 

What are you going to say to (Luongo) when you stretch beside him at center ice…?

deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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horrorscopes

oreimo:

Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not

Tarus- big head

Gemeni- kind of good looking

Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them

Leo- wimps

Virgin- cautious and not trusting 

Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt

Scorpion- manipulative but every1 looks past it bc they r hot

Saggitarius- do not come into contact with them no matter wat

Capricon- horny 24/7

Aquariums- K…

Pieces- ugly

circioftnisq:

I will actually fight you if you bag out Kristen Stewart because she is a fantastic human being and I am so defensive of anyone who will fight for feminism in the media, especially someone who reminds young girls they dont have to smile for men or be a ball of emotion to be a great actress.

11 seconds, you’ve got 10 seconds, the countdown going on right now! Morrow, up to Silk. Five seconds left in the game. Do you believe in miracles?! YES!

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