buttfumble

So when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could.

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

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leonmcgann:

promo4homo:

cooking with nicki

when u get ya spoon, tweet spoon

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#nicki minaj

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#moonrise kingdom

thepittsburghpenguins:

yesterday, my friend Michael told me some of his buddies on his soccer team that live in Brampton went to Seguins house to ask his sister to prom and Tyler answered the door and apparently gave them the dirtiest look when they asked if his sister was home

those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs

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chasedeleo9:

Just click it.

And keep refreshing.

#OMFG #I JUST #VILLATINOUS?? #BYE #I'M CRYING #DAVID BOOTH #((yes i am bringing this back))

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#ugh please #food

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. I did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear; nor did I wish to practise resignation, unless it was quite necessary. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, to live so sturdily and Spartan-like as to put to rout all that was not life, to cut a broad swath and shave close, to drive life into a corner, and reduce it to its lowest terms, and, if it proved to be mean, why then to get the whole and genuine meanness of it, and publish its meanness to the world; or if it were sublime, to know it by experience, and be able to give a true account of it in my next excursion. For most men, it appears to me, are in a strange uncertainty about it, whether it is of the devil or of God, and have somewhat hastily concluded that it is the chief end of man here to “glorify God and enjoy him forever."

- Henry David Thoreau (via hallowhills)

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#favorite book i've ever read for school #wait no frankenstein and beloved were also amazing but still #words